Friday 17 February 2012

Where did that come from? 4

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head girl and on behalf of the entire school, I’d like to thank you for gracing our annual prize giving with your presence.

Right. I’ll go again.

Good archbishop, afternoon, no no no.

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head girl and on behalf of the entire school, I’d like to thank you for gracing our annual prize giving with your presence. And, again.

Good bishop, afternoon, Bugger.!

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head school and all the girls. Now, come on. COME ON.

He’s only a human being.

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head girl and on behalf of the entire school, I’d like to thank you for gracing our annual prize giving with your presence.

Oh Christ, he’s almost up on stage. Right, here I go…

“I don’t care how Holy you are, I’m not touching your winky!”

5 comments:

Brunette Coleman said...

Churchmen, schoolgirls, erotic innuendo! How low can you people sink?!

Oscar Grillo said...

Plenty of room at the bottom yet!

Gorki's lowest depths said...

As Joe Orton so often said...



Security words are cumpowe choice!

marie said...

that so sounds like something i would do!

Chips out loud said...

Speak first, ask questions after. That's the way, Marie.