Friday 17 February 2012

Where did that come from? 4

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head girl and on behalf of the entire school, I’d like to thank you for gracing our annual prize giving with your presence.

Right. I’ll go again.

Good archbishop, afternoon, no no no.

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head girl and on behalf of the entire school, I’d like to thank you for gracing our annual prize giving with your presence. And, again.

Good bishop, afternoon, Bugger.!

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head school and all the girls. Now, come on. COME ON.

He’s only a human being.

Good afternoon, archbishop, as head girl and on behalf of the entire school, I’d like to thank you for gracing our annual prize giving with your presence.

Oh Christ, he’s almost up on stage. Right, here I go…

“I don’t care how Holy you are, I’m not touching your winky!”

A wrong illustration for the story above.

Chips says that Phillip Larkin would have loved it.